A Letter To The Other Woman

Hello Mistress,

As surprised as you are to receive this letter from a woman you wished you were, is how I was when I found that my husband didn’t chose to wear a glove with you, to come home and abuse the very sanctity of our vows and distort the views of our future. Instead I suture my heart every time I part my lips to say I love you and not get pissed at a man that I use to kiss and felt bliss from my toes to my finger tips! No worries I know none of this could amount to a pile of shhhh to you but the least you could do is here me through. Nine months has passed and your belly grew vastly from the seed he planted in you instead of me. I use to think that I wasn’t that woman no never not me! You knew of me so as a woman how could you allow this to be you have taken my once fairy tale dream and made it a nightmare for me! Though I may not be able to conceive he will never leave you or me now that you birthed a child to be dawned in blue, and the courts have ruled that it is he who should pay the monthly dues. I write this letter only to thank you cause it was better you than me to bear that dirty bastards seed, because of your pregnancy I wear a FAT 10 carat yellow diamond ring, and have 1500 sq feet of nothing but shoes that fulfill my ever wet dream, while you over there breast feeding. So you see everything has worked out perfectly.

P.S. I am ready for my Bentley and house in the Hamptons so get to work!

The Wife!